$tanza - FUNERAL CAKE Lyrics

Ah, a new arrival
We've been waiting for you
Here, take a seat anywhere you'd like
The show's about to begin
Catch me
Throwing a party in Tartarus
Call me Gatsby
Get everybody to be a part of this
(Ooh)
Abandon your body and be anonymous
(Who?)
Imagine a mosh pit of gods and ghouls
Agnostic fool, a fence sitter
Hit him with a bit of truth when he cops a tomb
We've got an orc, a gnome, a zombie too
And they be gobblin' goblin gabagool
Do the limbo limbo
Legs akimbo
And let's get down with a buried bimbo
The ladies in Hades are underrated, I swear
Hear the fans cheer
When the band blares a fanfare
But wait
(What?)
There's more
(Nah)
Than the music and the food
And the haunted whores
(Word?)
Cerberus with the guest list
Taking names like
1, 2, 3, 4
Hey, hey
Life's just a play
And curtain call could be a day away
Close the casket, hear me say
Let me get some funeral cake
Hey, hey
Life's just a play
And curtain call could be a day away
Close the casket, hear me say
Let me get some funeral cake
Bacchanal in the necropolis
We're gonna party with a post-mortem populace
You've gotta pop the top of your sarcophagus
And rock out with a cockatrice
A marvelous mix of eclectic freaks
Rejecting sleep, never rest in peace
Celebrate your death day with ecstasy
Now we're cutting the cake
So come and get your piece
Yeah, I
Think back to my time above
I was stressed and depressed and deprived of love
And the critics always said I never tried enough
In hindsight, I wish that my hide was tough
But down here
It don't matter where you're from
You can hide, you can pray, you can try to run
But the game be the same on the day it's done, like
4, 3, 2, 1
Hey, hey
Life's just a play
And curtain call could be a day away
Close the casket, hear me say
Let me get some funeral cake
Hey, hey
Life's just a play
And curtain call could be a day away
Close the casket, hear me say
Let me get some funeral cake
Alright, alright
Yeah, come on, get in line
You'll all get your slice eventually
Alright, alright
What?
No, only one slice
You only get one slice
Heaven or hell, baby, let's go
Hey, hey
Life's just a play
And curtain call could be a day away
Close the casket, hear me say
Let me get some funeral cake
Hey, hey
Life's just a play
And curtain call could be a day away
Close the casket, hear me say
Let me get some funeral cake
Ladies and gentlemen of purgatory
It's the time you've all been waiting for
Step right up and grab a slice, don't be shy
You won't know the flavor 'til you try it
Come taste the pastry people are dying to ingest
The best of the best
The creme de la creme
Your one and only funeral cake