Deck the halls? I got decked in the face last night
Santa Claus strangled me with the Christmas lights
Cause Christmas Eve I kissed my girlfriend's mom 'neath the mistletoe
Christmas Past, did some salvation army work
And some cash may have slipped to my pockets first
Under the tree, in my stocking, littered with lumps of coal
I swear I won't be bad
For a gift inside that bag
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
All I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Hot cocoa, snicker doodles, and gingerbread
Didn't know Saint Nick's allergic to cinnamon
All I found when I walked down the stairs was his epipen
Tried Kwanzaa, but my Swahili sucks
Hanukkah, but I love pork too much
Jehovah, do you have some presents to spare this month
Promise I won't be bad
For a peek inside that sack
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
All I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Maybe I've been going about this wrong
The Christmas season is not about what I want
Gift an apology to one I love
And her mom
Santa Claus, I'm giving my all this month
To deserve something that I actually want
And get my head out my own ass for once
And Air Force Ones
Yeah
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't got sweet kicks, oh yeah
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
Yeah, all I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Tanner Collins - Naughty List! Lyrics
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Deck the halls? I got decked in the face last night
Santa Claus strangled me with the Christmas lights
Cause Christmas Eve I kissed my girlfriend's mom 'neath the mistletoe
Christmas Past, did some salvation army work
And some cash may have slipped to my pockets first
Under the tree, in my stocking, littered with lumps of coal
I swear I won't be bad
For a gift inside that bag
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
All I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Hot cocoa, snicker doodles, and gingerbread
Didn't know Saint Nick's allergic to cinnamon
All I found when I walked down the stairs was his epipen
Tried Kwanzaa, but my Swahili sucks
Hanukkah, but I love pork too much
Jehovah, do you have some presents to spare this month
Promise I won't be bad
For a peek inside that sack
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
All I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Maybe I've been going about this wrong
The Christmas season is not about what I want
Gift an apology to one I love
And her mom
Santa Claus, I'm giving my all this month
To deserve something that I actually want
And get my head out my own ass for once
And Air Force Ones
Yeah
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't got sweet kicks, oh yeah
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
Yeah, all I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Santa Claus strangled me with the Christmas lights
Cause Christmas Eve I kissed my girlfriend's mom 'neath the mistletoe
Christmas Past, did some salvation army work
And some cash may have slipped to my pockets first
Under the tree, in my stocking, littered with lumps of coal
I swear I won't be bad
For a gift inside that bag
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
All I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Hot cocoa, snicker doodles, and gingerbread
Didn't know Saint Nick's allergic to cinnamon
All I found when I walked down the stairs was his epipen
Tried Kwanzaa, but my Swahili sucks
Hanukkah, but I love pork too much
Jehovah, do you have some presents to spare this month
Promise I won't be bad
For a peek inside that sack
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
All I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Maybe I've been going about this wrong
The Christmas season is not about what I want
Gift an apology to one I love
And her mom
Santa Claus, I'm giving my all this month
To deserve something that I actually want
And get my head out my own ass for once
And Air Force Ones
Yeah
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't got sweet kicks, oh yeah
But I'm fla-la-la-la-lawed
And I'm destined for the naughty list
No gifts
For Saint Nicholas's nemesis
It's giving season
And I ain't getting shit
So Scrooge holiday cheer
Yeah, all I want this year
Is to be ran over by a reindeer
Writer: Tanner Collins, Mike Knapp
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