Tania Estrada - Hot Deals Lyrics

The Rams score 2 touchdowns
And you want a free Jumbo Jack (When you buy a soda)
But you don't want a soda
You want a happy hour drink
So you decide to go to Tijuana
Where the beers are 2 for 1
And you run into a hooker who is carrying a gun
'Cause it's ok to pay in pesos when you buy Juana her drink
(Hot Deals)

And she'll suck your hard ass hueso even though your pito stinks
Don't let her Narco boyfriend know she's making any deals
You should see what was done to the last guy
Rest in Peace Father Bill
So you walk into a strip club
To get a 2 for 1 dance
(Hot Deals)

Little did you know you were in for some romance
Calling on the Cantínero to bring his best selection
Juana took you to the back room where she had a big erection
Didn't know that you liked it and the price got your attention
(Hot Deals)

You can still say she's a girl with her Adam's Apple Reflection
You came in for a bargain but you left a little gay
LGBTQ - It really is OK
Cuz men have their G-Spot on the inside of their butt
(Hot Deals)

Give it a little tickle and now he'll know what's what
So sad I lost my boyfriend to another man
But at least it was a pretty dude who did the French Can-Can
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Ladies don't believe your dude
When he says it's gonna be game night guys only
Cause he ain't playing it really is guys only