Man I'm parched yeah I think I need some water
As much as a little kid needs a father
To the demons thinking I'm an easy target
I keep a piece on me like Peach's collar
A piece yeah I got a piece of advice
The devil he comes like a thief in the night
That should give you more than a reason to fight
Yeah I left what I was saw the beacon of light
Got my two weeks notice Imma quit this job
Like Sam Rami man I missed the part
Where that's my problem I been pissed for far
Too long at Walmart I'll drink my pop
You're trash boss
Now dig on this one Natalie
Imma drink my pop at my register
Imma take a swig so happily
Congratulations on getting an increase of your Pay and cash per payment
Whatever it takes for you to leave and quit your passive aggressive stabs At Nathan
You might think the way that I deal with her crap that I left the front end and went to maintenance
Chilled with Ted and laughed away at all the dad jokes that man exchanges
Where's the pizza party you said would happen
I give a one out of five on that survey
But I'll give you some lines like it's Saturday
I won't give you a dime that you ask for say
Self checkout? why don't you check yourself when you make that little backwards statement
I'm in the zone when I return from that 15 minute little cashier break
I deserve a raise
I put a suit of armor around the customers today
But it's retail what a worthless trade
I don't go to work I go to circus ay
It's asset protection trash did I mention?
Cashier plus I'm managing tension
Some might think that I'm spazzin I guess but you can't say nothing till you've had experience in
This type of job
Some days you might think that I went and spit on and pissed off a mob
But I don't say nothing man I just stand tall
But I'm dehydrated let me sip on some water
And the time doesn't really work or tick here either
Just like the people that they pick for greeters
The 63 year old mister geezers
Sitting on their seat tryna get their z's in
Though the best cashier that set my feet in anyone's store in the mid-west region
It's time for me to get ahead and catch my dream
Because I thirst for more man I'm dehydrated