I'm a myna bird of media
I don't know who I really am
I'm regurgitating dialogue
From every show that I stan
Feel like a dabbing dad
Wearing a backwards hat
Wanting the internet
To think that I'm rad
I'm a sham
I'm a fraud
Oh my God
I'm a try hard
Deep down
All I want
Is your affection and love
The mushy stuff
I've still got the training wheels on
Living an adult life
Waking up on random couches
Instead of next to a wife
Don't know if I'll get married
Or continue seeing
Girls I've been meeting
On the internet
I'm a sham
I'm a fraud
Oh my God
I'm a try hard
Deep down
All I want
Is your affection and love
The mushy stuff