TAGWAM - PATTYGONIA Lyrics

Patty, f*ckin' Patty, motherf*ckin' Pattygonia
Patty farming rice, from Taiwan to Ethiopia
Patty, f*ckin' Patty, motherf*ckin' Pattygonia
Patty farming rice, from Taiwan to Ethiopia

Patagonia on my rain jacket
I'll take your phone, and then hack it
On Instagram, I got instant ham
In the microwave, Micro gave me a scooter
Take a photo, put it on the computer
Take jasper, move him to, Aruba
Don't touch my dick cause I got the shooters
F*ck, Dick, Ass, Bitch, F*ck Freddie Kruger
Scary, Like Jessep's knife
When he whips out the cleaver I'm scared for my life
I'm gone, Like a scone
Roll down the hill like a cheesy stone
Bone, Like a skeleton
If the skeleton clank, then the skeleton clink
If the skeleton clink, then I take a drink of the scrump-y
Francis Reserve, If I was a waiter, you know I would serve
Steak, the bread that I bake would not be fake as long as you take my milk shake
Patagonia, Not a phoney yeah
I will lone to you, My knowledge of rocks and minerals
Bye!

Pattygonia, Smack Antonia
Have a stony yeah, So she gets moanier
Yo Estonia, Is dystopia
All my friends date, I get lonelier
Shay wear that shit, It's on his chest
On the green jumper, that shit is the best
Got all the girls saying "I am impressed"
At how motherf*ckin' well he is now dressed
Dressed, Caressed, my testicles
I am so blessed, Pickles
That is the end of my verse

Patty, f*ckin' Patty, motherf*ckin' Pattygonia
Patty farming rice, from Taiwan to Ethiopia
Patty, f*ckin' Patty, motherf*ckin' Pattygonia
Patty farming rice, from Taiwan to Ethiopia

F*ck you english cunt, I'm going to impregnate your daughter and chop off her head, thats because I'm-

Having a barmy, Irish republican army (IRA)
Shoot up your party, Bombing your carmy
Do not get smarmy, Target your pub (Alcohol)
Bomb in the shrub, Blow up your trains
Blow out your brains, Put you in chains
Shoot down your planes, Poison your veins (ay)
The 72 Bloody sunday (F*ck that was gay)
28 of us, caught in the spray
Taking you down like Ian Gow
Bomb with a Wow, Stupid cow
Turned on his car, and that was Ciao
Remember the brighton hotel (I do)
F*ck that was swell, I killed Anthony Berry
It was so merry, Bombing a ferry
Shot, Robert Bradford (Sly cunt)
Got a reward, Airey Neaves face on a dartboard
Give us a north, or your body will swing back and forth, ay

F*ck you, you stupid english cunt, go f*cking grieve for your dead brother you stupid english faggot, f*ck

In Te Atatu is the mermaid strip club
Next to that, is the roosters pub
And close to that, is where the roosters rugby club lays
And at Neal ave park is where Patrick plays
Then he goes home, in a terrible haze
Playing six siege, most of his days
On Sunday, the Christians play
Over the peninsula, there is a freeway

Patty, f*ckin' Patty, motherf*ckin' Pattygonia
Patty farming rice, from Taiwan to Ethiopia
Patty, f*ckin' Patty, motherf*ckin' Pattygonia
Patty farming rice, from Taiwan to Ethiopia