You know me...
You know what I do...
You know who I am...
And you know what I be...
When I was born, I thought I'd be the best
I thought I'd be able to find success
But all of my efforts were straight up messes
Couldn't ever get it right, I couldn't get with it
But I tried harder and harder, never ceasing to stop
I thought there'd be a moment where I'd be on top
Um... Nope! I dig myself a deeper ditch
Getting myself on the worst of all time list
I'm not quick and witty, my name ain't Bart
I don't know shit, how can I be smart?
If I keep doing the same damn mistakes
And I keep filling myself with lots of hate
My name's Mr. Failure cause that's what I do
I play the part of an ignorant fool...
Who gets too caught up in his own thoughts
Never knowing his limits nor when to stop
I'm just a failure in life
I'm just a failure in life
I'm just a failure in life
Call me Mr. Failure
Now Mr. Failure couldn't let things go
Couldn't handle emotions, never had control
Was a bubble boy, didn't want to see it burst
He says his life is the best but it's really the worst
Went after anyone who dared came his way
Because he didn't like the words they said
When the truth came to him, he would burst to tears
As if it were the end of his entire career
And you have to wonder about his circumstance
How can a guy blow chance after chance?
And never seem to learn from any of his mistakes
It pisses people off, including me for christ's sake
This song is all about me, and how can I avoid it?
Now I'm Chasing Amy, how the f*ck did I blow it?
I know how, but I'll never realize
Because if I did then I might as well die
I'm just a failure in life
I'm just a failure in life
I'm just a failure in life
Call me Mr. Failure
I jump head on attempting to be cool with the shades
But all I end up doing is getting myself played
The thing I think I want is popularity
But when I get it, oh boy is it scary
Appeasing the crowds, making sure you don't f*ck up
Filtering the dumb shit, knowing exactly when to shut up
And if you say dumb shit then well, you're f*cked
And when you ain't got no chance in hell then well, you suck
I've read lots of guides on how to be successful
But then I get no results and my life gets stressful
How am I supposed to know what the people want?
How am I supposed to gain status that people flaunt?
All I want to do is make art but I'm stuck in a game
Where I am crazy, twisted and deranged
They call it life, but I'm autistic, I ain't right
I'm Mr. Failure and I wish I had might