Tub Ring - Scuba Gear Lyrics

I guess they all stare me

'Cause I dress so differently

I think a mask and snorkel

Goes with every suit



So unimpressed (go)

About the way I dress

Feelin' rather stylish

Tad pretentious I confess (uh-huh)



Just swimmin' around

In this world that I have found

And to me you're just a fish



And I wear my scuba mask

So it will help me see

Yeah, fish

And my snorkel is necessity

For me to breathe



And now you're actin'

Like I'm out of place

Because you can't tell

What's on my mind



Livin' from year to year

I got my scuba gear

Even though people laugh at me

And my mask gets foggy



People I often meet

Ask me how do I eat

And have I lost my

Sense of smell



My lovin' wife is now my ex

I wore my gear during sex

I thought my snorkel would do more

To turn her on



Stupid at best, oh

About the way I dress

Kids call me the frogman

Wish they'd just give it a rest



Just swimmin' around

In this world that I have found

And I may have just, fish

And I wear my scuba mask

cause it will help me see



Yeah, fish

And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe



And now you're actin'

Like I'm out of place

Because you can't tell

What's on my mind



Livin' from year to year

I got my scuba gear

Even though people laugh at me

And my mask, it's foggy



People I often meet

Ask me how do I eat

And have I lost my

Sense of smell



I scare the girls I try to kiss

It's hard to take because of this

At least my mask protects

In case I get slapped



Seems no one respects my choice

But hardly do my eyes get moist

Cause when this is the fashion

I'll know where it's at



Stupid at best, oh

About the way I dress

Kids call me the frogman

Wish they'd just give it a rest



Just swimmin' around

In this world that I have found

And I may have just...fish!

And I wear my scuba mask cause it will help me see

Yeah, fish!

And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe



You're my little fish

And I know there comes a day

When I will beat this thing

Yes, my little fish



And the result of my decision

It will make me king