Trace Aber Lyrics
Constipated Lyrics
Uh Huh, life's like this
Uh Huh, uh Huh
That's the way it is.
Cuz life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh
That's the way it is
Good god
I ate too much cheese
Lay back?
Would you want to switch places with me?
And if you would, you would see
I have troubles breathing
Cant you hear me seething
I dont want to talk one-on-one
Ive become
Somebody else, dont mess with my belt
You better watch your back before you get smacked
Dont try to be cool, Im not in the mood
Please tell me
Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated?
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Cant do it no more
Honestly and promise me
Im never going to find you eating cheese
No no no.
The cheese, looks so pronounced
Dressed up, around everyone else
I look, nobodys looking
Everyones laughing and stuff
I strike a pose
And dive to the cheese
Oh no, oh god
You just saw me become
Somebody else, round every piece of cheese
Licking the plate, still want to date?
See you acting cool, but Im not a fool
Tell me
Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated?
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Cant do it no more
Honestly and promise me
Im never going to find you eating cheese
No no no.(no no no)
No no
Chill out?
What am I yelling for?
You havent seen the worst of it yet
Why must I eat so much cheese
Around everyone else
Im licking the plate, still wanna date?
See you acting cool, but Im not a fool
Tell me!
Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated?
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Cant do it no more
Honestly and promise me
Im never going to find you eating cheese
No no
Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated? (yeah yea)
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Cant do it no more
Honestly and promise me
Im never going to find you eating cheese
No no no.