The Toy Dolls Lyrics
The Toy Dolls Lyrics
From the Album Our Last Album? (2004) (buy at amazon.com)
Our Last Intro?
The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
Cheatin' Chick From China
Davey's Days
No One Knew The Real Emu
I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
Jean's Been
Rita's Innocent
She's So Modern
Chenky Is A Puff
I Caught It From Camilla
Our Last Outro?
The Final Countdown
Tony Talks Tripe
Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
From the Album Anniversary Anthems (2000) (buy at amazon.com)
The Anniversary Waltz
My Baby Is A Battleaxe
Her With A Hoover
Alec's Back
Dorkamania
Audrey's Alone At Last
Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
Charlie's Watching
I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's
Livin' On Newton Hall
What She Had With Huey
I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
Livin' La Vida Loca
The Anniversary Waltz
We're 21 Today
From the Album One More Megabyte (1997) (buy at amazon.com)
Mega Intro
One More Megabyte
I'm A Lonely Bastard
She's A Leech
Me 'N' John Williams
She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
Fred Olivier
In Tommy's Head
Bored Housewife
The Memory Of Nobby
The Devil Went Down To Sc*nthorpe
Mega Outro
From the Album Orcastrated (1995) (buy at amazon.com)
Orcastrated
Poltergeist In The Pantry
Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
Taken For A Mug
Any Dream Will Do
Harry's Hands
David's XR2
Pot Luck Percy
Ivy's Lurid Lips
The Psychosurgery
Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
Lazy Sunday Afternoon
Bowling Barmy
Orcastrated
From the Album Absurd-Ditties (1993) (buy at amazon.com)
Absurd-Ditties
I'm A Telly Addict!
Terry Talking
Ernie Had A Hernia
Toccata In Dm
My Wife's A Psychopath
Sod The Neighbours
Melancholy Margaret
Drooling Banjos
Alec's Gone
When You're Jimmy Saville
Caught Up The Reeperbahn
Dez The Demon Decorator
Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)
From the Album Fat Bob's Feet (1991) (buy at amazon.com)
Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
Fat Bob's Feet!
We Quit The Cavalry
The Sphinx Stinks
Rodney's Memory
Olga Crack Corn
Bitten By A Bed Bug!
Kids In Tyne & Wear
Frankie's Got The Blues
A Bunch O' Faries
Yellow Burt
Back In '79
The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
Turtle Crazy
From the Album Wakey Wakey! (1989) (buy at amazon.com)
Introduction
Wakey Wakey Intro
Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
Pot Belly Bill
One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
Sabre Dance
Davey's Took The Plunge
There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
No Particular Place To Go
Poverty Pleadin' Peter
Blaze Of The Borough
Wakey Wakey Outro
Goodnight Irene
From the Album Bare Faced Cheek (1987) (buy at amazon.com)
Bare Faced Cheek Intro
Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
How Do You Deal With Neal?
Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
A. Diamond
Quick To Quit The Quentin
Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
Neville Is A Nerd
Park Lane Punch Up
The Ashbrooke Launderette...
Bare Faced Cheek Outro
From the Album Singles 83-84 (1986) (buy at amazon.com)
Cheerio & Toodle Pip
H.O.
Alfie From The Bronx
Hanky Panky
We're Mad
Rupert The Bear
Deirdre's A Slag
From the Album Idle Gossip (1986) (buy at amazon.com)
Idle Gossip
Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
The Lambrusco Kid
You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
Geordie's Gone To Jail
Silly Billy
If You're In A Pop Group...
PC Stoker
I Tried To Trust Tracey
Keith's A Thief
I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
From the Album A Far Out Disc (1985) (buy at amazon.com)
A Far Out Theme Tune
She Goes To Finos
Razzmatazz Intro
Modern School Of Motoring
Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
Bless You My Son
My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
Come Back Jackie
Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
Commercial Break
'Chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro
We're Mad
Wipeout!
Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)
A Far Out Theme Tune
From the Album Dig That Groove Baby (1983) (buy at amazon.com)
Theme Tune
Dig That Groove Baby
Dougy Giro
Spiders In The Dressing Room
Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
Up The Garden Path
Nellie The Elephant
Poor Davey
Stay Mellow
Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be...
Worse Things Happen At Sea
Blue Suede Shoes
Firey Jack
Theme Tune
From the Album The Toy Dolls EP (1981) (buy at amazon.com)
Tommy Kowey's Car
I've Got Asthma
Everybody Jitterbug
She's A Worky Ticket
Teenager In Love
Other Songs:
Kids In America
Toy Dolls Dig That Groove Baby