All my friends say we're friendless
We compete to come last
Sensitive, desensitised
And stewing in the past
So, take yourself for a walk in nature
You can't be sad if you're hugging a tree
Binge-eating pasta and ketamine
Is offset by drinking green tea
So, don't masturbate - meditate
You could be deficient in vitamin D
To which, very confused, I replied
But don't you want to be sad like me
All my friends want to kill themselves
Or so we like to joke
Everyone knows cake is healthy
When accompanied by diet coke
So, take yourself for a walk in nature
You can't be sad if you're hugging a tree
Binge-eating pasta and ketamine
Is offset by drinking green tea
So, don't masturbate - meditate
You could be deficient in vitamin D
To which, very confused, I replied
But don't you want to be sad like me
I hate myself, I want to die
Don't call me, I'm the let down guy
I hate myself, I want to die
Don't call me, I'm the let down guy
I hate myself, I want to die
Don't call me, I'm the let down guy
I hate myself, I want to die
Don't call me, I'm the let down guy