I bought a two-pack of toothpaste
Just to brush my teeth alone
And now there's two packs of toothpaste
Waiting for me to come home
And they know it won't take long
I've worn loads of
Dresses and skirts, I've seen
Thousands of polo shirts and
They tried saying
"This one's on me"
"Next time it's your turn" but
Somehow
I don't
Feel
What the hell is my deal?
At night I sleep on the left side
That's where my bed is cozy and warm
All of my clothes are
On the right
They used to be my lucky charm
But now they've been there quite long
I've worn loads of
Dresses and skirts, I've seen
Thousands of polo shirts and
They tried saying
"This one's on me"
"Next time it's your turn" but
Somehow
I don't
Feel
What the hell is my deal?
Cuz it's not you
You
You
You
No it's not you
Aah
Aah
Aah
I've worn loads of
Dresses and skirts, I've seen
Thousands of polo shirts and
They tried saying
"This one's on me"
"Next time it's your turn" but
Somehow
I don't
Feel
What the hell is my deal?