Susan Landers Kolb - Everyone Sucks but You Lyrics

He picks me up in his Ferrari He's the coolest of the cool
Takes me out for the finest dinners love his debonair attitude
But when I see his ring finger, there's a shadow of a clue
Bust another rich loser, everyone sucks but you

You know I love to go prancing scope out all the nice clubs
Dancing and Romancing I'll pick the best of the bunch
But when he sees that cute blondie I know what he'll do
He'll Dump me And call her, Everyone sucks but you

I Found him on Tinder he seemed like quite a catch
Had some big gorgeous muscles and great hair to match
But he is a catfish another I don't know who
I better toss him back Everyone sucks but you

Everyone sucks but you How can this be true
They are all way more fancy such super slick dudes
I'll keep crossing my fingers that I won't be fooled
But what it all comes down to is I'm still getting screwed

Through all this frustration Lies a fascinating truth
When will I grasp that I am just being used
They all take advantage and I'm done with their antics
what a bunch of schmucks Everyone sucks but you

Everyone sucks but you Even I know that's true
They might be more fancy or a super slick dude
I'll keep crossing my fingers steer clear of these fools
But what it all comes down to is I'm still getting screwed
And what it all comes down to is everyone sucks
Including you