Look, how incredibly strong I am
My shoulders hold a ton of weight
Trouble lives next door, we meet every day
It pushes me around, but I stand straight
Look, how incredibly solid I am
I'm a concrete block, I'm a truckload of steel
Misery drives down my street every day
But I block the road and I stop its wheel
I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake
You know that I'm fake, you can trust me
Fake, come, swim in my lake
Fake, don't be scared
I'm fake, you can trust me!
Look, how incredibly resistant I am
I protect and I serve and I stand the pain
I die a hundred times every day
But I get up and I fight again
Look, how incredibly reliable I am
You can count on my words, whatever they mean
Turn me on, I'm here every day
My voice will keep you safe and clean
I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake
You know that I'm fake, you can trust me
Fake, come, swim in my lake
Fake, don't be scared
I'm fake, you can trust me!
Get up on my back and relax, you're going to fly
I can make you do it, you just have to try
You can make a difference, why always comply?
Come after me and you'll learn how to lie
I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake
You can trust me, I'm fake!
You can trust me, I'm fake!
You can trust me, I'm fake!
You can trust me, I'm fake!