Sugar Meat Salad - Stubbed Toe Lyrics

Got out of bed
The air so refreshing
Got four hours of sleep
I felt like a king

Went into the kitchen
To make myself some coffee
Like a regular person
I was doin it very quietly

I finished my drink
Felt extremely elegant
Went to go watch tv
Just myself and me

Then I stumbled
My foot was like sike!
I stubbed my toe on the chair
And I was like...

Ooh!
That hurt!
Yeah!

Ooh!
The colour of my toe is blue!

It hurt so much
What was I to do
I was jumping of the ground
My foot was sore all around

I fell over
As if I was drugged
But the fact was that
My toe had been stubbed

A week has passed
Now I'm going to the doctors
My toe was aching
It was like a bee sting

I walked into the doctors office
And the doctor said
That if it happened again
I would be dead

It kinda worried me
My toe looked like it was squashed
So I asked him how to fix it
He said it would need to be washed

I felt a sheer pain
After my toe had been scrubbed
Oh no it's happened again
My toe has been stubbed

Ooh!
Not Again!
Yeah!

Ooh!
I think I'm about to die!

It hurt so much
What was I to do
I was jumping of the ground
My foot was sore all around

I fell over
As if i was drugged
But the fact was that
My toe had been stubbed