Sugar Meat Salad - Gelootinus Jelly (Acoustic) Lyrics

Now this is the story of
Gelootinus Jelly
Out the fridge he came
Ready to enter my belly

I picked up a spoon and
Moistened up my lips
The jiggle of my tummy
The movement of my hips

But no! Cried the jelly
For he was not impressed
In fact if I did not worship Ricky
I'd say that he had been blessed

He jumped off the table
He knocked off my ladle
Then ran out to the door
Messin' up my floor

Gelootinus Jelly!
Runnin' around tryna
Kick all the solid foods
Outta town

He's running to the west
He's running to the east
He's on an important quest
Eliminating yeast

Jelly ventured forward
Stoppin' at no cost
He feared nobody
Not one bun hot crossed

The foods that he faced
Were naught but pure evil
But compared to the jelly they were
Quite feeble

Finally he arrived at his destination
So pure
All the pain and suffering
All this he had endured

This was the home of the
Horrible bread
The jelly was frightened
Sure to be dead

Gelootinus Jelly!
Not makin' a sound
Fighting the bread
Not a tear would be shed

He's runnin' to the north
He's runnin' to the south
He's gonna win this fight
At the end of the night

The battle raged on
It seemed no-one would win
Then the dreadful moment came
When Jelly made his mistake

He went to punch Bread but
Carelessly missed
Bread caught his hand and
Pulled it into a twist

The jelly calmly accepted
His fate
He spoke his final words
"See ya later mate!"

Gelootinus Jelly!
Won't go down without a fight
His last words remembered
By even a knight

He was a great hero
For gelootinus kind
His IQ was zero
He was also colourblind

He's flyin' upwards
Higher and higher
All I could say
Was that his exit was

Dire