Stupid Einstein - Legally Stoned Lyrics

One keeps me steady
With my mood swings
One makes me a zombie
I don't feel things
Whats in these bottles
Keeps me in check
Dr. Brown is a Pharmaceutial chief

I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
I can't hardly feel a thing
I'm in the zone
I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
God bless these little pills
I'm legally stoned

I'm a little high
I'm a little low
My prescriptions running out
I've got to go
To the doctors
Pee in a cup
Go to the pharmacy
To get my stuff

I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
I can't hardly feel a thing
I'm in the zone
I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
God bless these little pills
I'm legally stoned

I don't feel pain
Because I don't feel
Sometimes I'm off my meds
So I feel real
When I'm off my meds
I tend to fall apart
I like my medication ala carte

I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
I can't hardly feel a thing
I'm in the zone
I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
God bless these little pills
I'm legally stoned

I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
I can't hardly feel a thing
I'm in the zone
I'm legally stoned
I'm legally stoned
God bless these little pills
I'm legally stoned

God bless these little pills
I'm legally stoned

God bless these little pills
I'm legally stoned