Things are pretty bad these days
Every year there's children dying
In the Hunger Games in gruesome ways
They leave their starving families crying
District 12 is history
My loved ones are dead or refugees
And now my biggest question is
Who is going to be my husband?
Maybe Gale! Maybe Peeta!
I have to choose right now!
'Cause I'm 17 not getting any younger
It's like a season of Bachelorette with only two contestants
And a bride who needs parental consent
Gale and I have chemistry
I know 'cause we spent years together in secluded woods
And never dated
Which probably means that he respects me
Peeta never caught my eye
I wish I had looked down more
But when I had to choose between death and kissing him Totally kissed him instead of dying
Maybe Gale Maybe Peeta I know it's one of them!
They're the only boys I've ever really talked to
Never been in a relationship well guess what I'm in two!
Now which one should I choose?
Sing it ghost of Rue!
Katniss you got a tough choice
Girl I wouldn't wanna be in your place!
Uh-huh?
You could choose Peeta to make up
For the time you dropped a beehive on his face
Gale though he saved all your family
You owe him for sure
One thing is certain:
You need a man
You just got 2 choices
And you gotta choose soon
And it can't wait till the end of the war
Maybe Gale maybe Peeta
This choice is super hard!
Because all my life I was never really into either
Either
The trilogy's almost over
I still don't know what I'll do
Good thing this final movie's split into two