Studio C - Bitin' Necks in the USA Lyrics

I remember that night we first met
Just after that famous Alabama sunset
She was in her truck I was in mine
Our two trucks meeting for the very first time
I looked into her eyes and I thought what the heck
She leaned into me and she bit my neck
She made me a vampire on that night
I knew it was wrong but it felt so right
Bitin' necks in the USA
Sucking that blood the American way
Hanging upside down all night and day
Yeah we were bitin' necks in the USA
Riding horses and getting in fistfights
A good ol' boy and a creature of the night
She took me home to meet her folks
Her mama was a mummy and her daddy was ghost y'all
We all stood up and saluted the flag
The vampire's mummy, ghost, a wolfman, and a hag
The hag was her grandma y'all
And the wolfman was a sworn rival
Bitin' necks in the USA
Sucking that blood the American way
Hanging upside down all night and day
Yeah we were bitin' necks in the USA
Bitin' necks in the USA
Loving that blood in the American way
Never again will I see the sun
Or my own pale reflection
Now I'm part of a spooky monster crew
Spooking folks in the spooky red white and blue
Porch lights! Trucks! Spiders and ghouls!
Raising the dead with my leatherman tools
I just want to emphasize I still love America
But if ya see me now I'd scare the heck outta ya
Now I'm riding my pickup through the dirt and mud
Chasing my hankering for human blood
It's true with other girls I was fakin' it
Now she has my heart till someone puts a stake in it
She bit my neck and I made her mine
For the next million years that's a mighty long time
I love my vampire girl and she loves me
Listen to your mama cuz freedom ain't free
Never let them tell you that your love ain't real
Sleep in a coffin and let the flag take the wheel
Bitin' necks in the USA
Loving that blood in the American way
Take my advice for a love that's true
Leave your neck open to love and America too
It's the 4th of July ya'll
Well, it's the 4th of July somewhere