After the party when it's dark and it's dirty
And your friends have gone home and there is no one around ya
And you know she's a good girl but she don't hang with strangers, and she's so right About it, so you better be a true gent, man cause
You can't make a cheesecake
You can't make a cheesecake out of nowhere
So when you speak, do speak your mind
You can be rich when you lose your job
He says he's changed, and that he means well
But when he swears, he don't swear to God
Nobody knows if it's true or not
But I have been told that the news is out
And all of the kids are out on the streets
And they got real fed up, they will take no shit
You can't make a cheesecake
You can't make a cheesecake out of nowhere
One hour til the break of dawn
Two days til she's out of jail
Three weeks til your rent is due
Four months of sobriety
You can't make a cheesecake
You can't make a cheesecake out of nowhere