When I first met you
I was a stoned dalmatian
My spots were melting
And my vision was changing
But you had hopes for me
And by the end of hour three
I felt better, felt better
I was wearing my puppy sweater
Ooh
When I first met you
I was a pet store goldfish
My belly was bloating
I was damn near close to floating
But you pitied me
And refused to flush me
So I kept swimming, kept swimming
Oh yeah I kept on living
Ooh
When you first met me
I was a cat stuck in a tree
All spit and claws
Too quick on the draw
But you rescued me
From that big old maple tree
With a big ladder, big ladder
To you the fall didn't matter
Ooh
You saved me
Like an endangered species
There's only one of you and
Only one of me
Like Bigfoot and good old Nessie
But you caught me, caught me
Too bad the picture's blurry
Ooh
Stop Karen - Melody for Mammals Lyrics
Stop Karen - Melody for Mammals Lyrics
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When I first met you
I was a stoned dalmatian
My spots were melting
And my vision was changing
But you had hopes for me
And by the end of hour three
I felt better, felt better
I was wearing my puppy sweater
Ooh
When I first met you
I was a pet store goldfish
My belly was bloating
I was damn near close to floating
But you pitied me
And refused to flush me
So I kept swimming, kept swimming
Oh yeah I kept on living
Ooh
When you first met me
I was a cat stuck in a tree
All spit and claws
Too quick on the draw
But you rescued me
From that big old maple tree
With a big ladder, big ladder
To you the fall didn't matter
Ooh
You saved me
Like an endangered species
There's only one of you and
Only one of me
Like Bigfoot and good old Nessie
But you caught me, caught me
Too bad the picture's blurry
Ooh
I was a stoned dalmatian
My spots were melting
And my vision was changing
But you had hopes for me
And by the end of hour three
I felt better, felt better
I was wearing my puppy sweater
Ooh
When I first met you
I was a pet store goldfish
My belly was bloating
I was damn near close to floating
But you pitied me
And refused to flush me
So I kept swimming, kept swimming
Oh yeah I kept on living
Ooh
When you first met me
I was a cat stuck in a tree
All spit and claws
Too quick on the draw
But you rescued me
From that big old maple tree
With a big ladder, big ladder
To you the fall didn't matter
Ooh
You saved me
Like an endangered species
There's only one of you and
Only one of me
Like Bigfoot and good old Nessie
But you caught me, caught me
Too bad the picture's blurry
Ooh
Writer: Katie McEntire
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid