I'm out of toilet paper
Can't remember the last time I wiped
I feel so very dirty
How will I escape my plight
If only there was someone to help me
To give me a clean butt salvation
To pull me from this struggle
Of complete store shelf devastation
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man is here to help save the day
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man clean your bum with just a spray
With a bidet I need no TP!
The water will spritz me clean
If only everyone had a bidet
Together our bums would sparkle and gleam
Bidet Man here
Excuse me, but are you using toilet paper?
That is so 2019
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man is here to help save the day
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man clean your bum with just a spray
Steven DiLeo - Bidet Man (feat. Bambee) Lyrics
Steven DiLeo - Bidet Man (feat. Bambee) Lyrics
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I'm out of toilet paper
Can't remember the last time I wiped
I feel so very dirty
How will I escape my plight
If only there was someone to help me
To give me a clean butt salvation
To pull me from this struggle
Of complete store shelf devastation
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man is here to help save the day
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man clean your bum with just a spray
With a bidet I need no TP!
The water will spritz me clean
If only everyone had a bidet
Together our bums would sparkle and gleam
Bidet Man here
Excuse me, but are you using toilet paper?
That is so 2019
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man is here to help save the day
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man clean your bum with just a spray
Can't remember the last time I wiped
I feel so very dirty
How will I escape my plight
If only there was someone to help me
To give me a clean butt salvation
To pull me from this struggle
Of complete store shelf devastation
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man is here to help save the day
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man clean your bum with just a spray
With a bidet I need no TP!
The water will spritz me clean
If only everyone had a bidet
Together our bums would sparkle and gleam
Bidet Man here
Excuse me, but are you using toilet paper?
That is so 2019
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man is here to help save the day
Bidet Man! Woah-oh Bidet Man!
Bidet Man clean your bum with just a spray
Writer: Steven DiLeo
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