She picked my favourite song on the jukebox
She ordered Jack Daniels on ice
She shot a hundred million on the pinball table
All before opening her eyes
Then I noticed I was on the floor
Begging for her company
All my thoughts, they were way out of line
But that didn't seem to matter - to the
Magical mystery girl with no name
The magical mystery girl
Such a fanatical kiss to be whirling in the rain
With the magical mystery girl
She took me outside, lit up a smoke and said
"Baby, lets have a little fun
Pick a card, any card you like, from the deck"
(But she was only holding one)
I took it anyway, and i flipped it over
It was the four of hearts
I said "what does this mean?"
Then she just laughed and said
"It means we'll never be apart"
She was the magical mystery girl with no name
The magical mystery girl
Such a fanatical kiss to be whirling in the rain
With the magical mystery girl
I must admit that the four of hearts was something of a mystery
But I forgot all about it as she opened the doors to her '74 MG
She said "Lie back, relax, I'll take you for a ride beyond your wildest dreams"
She played strange music on the stereo, and I just drifted off...
And started to dream of flying high
Over sparkling cities and mountains lit by the moon
My magical mystery girl was laughing saying "baby we'll be there soon"
We went faster, faster, we chased a shooting star to the edge of the galaxy
Then back to planet earth in the blink of an eye
Where we crashed into the deep blue sea
We went down, down, down to the bottom - I was feeling cold as ice
Something in my head said "Wake up, wake up!" and I tried to open my eyes
But they were already open - it had been no dream
Everything had gone black
I heard a voice say "Welcome to my castle little mystery boy
I hope you like it, because you're never going back!"
She turned the lights up gently
Shapes came out of the gloom
There were three other guys chained to the wall
On the other side of the room
She said " I'd like you to meet Mr. Ace of Hearts, Mr. Two & Mr. Three..."
My blood ran cold as I realised
That the four of hearts was me