[ Featuring Raul Esparza, Heather Laws, Amy Justman, Keith Buterbaugh, Kristin Huffmann, Barbara Walsh, Fred Rose, Leenya Rideout ]
Darling-
Yes?
Robert-
What?
I worry-
Why?
He's all alone
Hmm
There's no one-
Where?
In his life
Oh
Robert ought to have a woman
Poor baby, all alone
Evening after evening by the telephone-
We're the only tenderness he's ever known
Poor baby
David-
Yes?
Bobby-
What?
I worry-
Why?
It's such a waste
Hmm
There's no one-
Where?
In his life
Oh
Bobby ought to have a woman
Poor baby, sitting there
Staring at the walls and playing solitair-
Making conversation with the empty air-
Poor baby
Rob-rt
Bobby
Robert, angel
Bobby, honey
You know, no one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do
No one, but
Isn't she a little bit, well
You know?
You know
No one wants you to be happy more
Than I do
No one, but
Face it
Why her?
Better
No one
Isn't she a little bit, well
You know?
Face it
Why these meaningless relationships?
They can't make you happy
But you know better
Why her?
Better, no one
Isn't she a little bit, well
You know better
You know, no one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do
No one, but
Isn't she a little bit, well
You know?
Face it
You know, no one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do
No one, but--
Isn't she a little bit, well
Dumb?
Tacky?
Vulgar?
Old?
Tall?
Aggressive?
Neurotic?
Where is she from?
She's very weird
And cheap
And gross
And
Peculiar?
Depressing
And
She seems so dead
And immature
She's tall enough to be your mother
Goliath!
Poor baby, all alone
Throw a lonely dog a bone
It's still a bone
We're the only tenderness
He's ever known
Poor baby
