All your friends are make-believe
If you really want to see
Take a picture on your phone
Can't you wait till you get home
Don't put it on the internet
I thought you were the best
Thing that ever happened to me
Oh, goes the man with the stare
Oh, with the goddamn glare
Oh, he kinda looks like Donkey Kong
All I love in this whole world
Is the smell of pizza roll
I met you at the municipal pool
I thought you were pretty cool
Sipping wine under the bridge
Oh my God, I needed this
More than you will ever know
Oh, goes the man with the stare
Oh, with the goddamn glare
Oh, he kinda looks like Donkey Kong
Sit me down, give me the talk
Before I even learn to walk
If you really wanna dance
Let me put on my fancy pants
I need the Iron Man first
I promise this won't hurt
Close your eyes and hold my hand
Oh, goes the man with the stare
Oh, with the goddamn glare
Oh, he kinda looks like Donkey Kong