Starshine Singers - Veggie Alligator Lyrics

If you're swimming in a swamp,
Sooner or later
You'll hear an awful chomp!
An alligator has chosen you
For a bit of snack.
But today's your lucky day:
This alligator will swim the other way.
He likes potatoes and cauliflower
For a bit of a snack.

'Cos he's a veggie alligator,
A real meat hater.
You'd better go and tell the waiter:
"Stock up on the sweetcorn,
Order in the olives,
Tons of tinned tomater
'Cos he's a veggie alligator."

So when visiting the zoo,
Here is a creature
Who won't be eating you
Or your head teacher 'cos it's a fact:
He's a vegetable fan.
You can dip your toes right in
'Cos he won't nibble.
The smell of human skin
Won't make him dribble or salivate,
He would rather eat bran!

'Cos he's a veggie alligator,
A real meat hater.
You'd better go and tell the waiter:
"Stock up on the sweetcorn,
Order in the olives,
Tons of tinned tomater
'Cos he's a veggie alligator."
...Yes he's a veggie alligator.
Yes he's a veggie alligator.
Or so he says!