Take a juicy spider,
Stir it in!
Vinegar and cider,
Stir it in!
Add a little chilli pickle
And a trickle... of rats' blood!
Take a slice of bat's wing,
Stir it in!
Next a slimy slug thing,
Stir it in!
Add a little chilli pickle
And a trickle... of rats' blood!
Round and round
And round and round
And round and round
And round...
Round and round
And round and round
And round and round
And round...
A drop more rats' blood!
Take a jar of cats' eyes,
Stir it in!
Add a plate of french fries,
Stir it in!
Add a little chilli pickle
And a trickle... of rats' blood!
Round and round
And round and round
And round and round
And round...
Round and round
And round and round
And round and round
And round...
A drop more rats' blood!
Dishonest and scheming
Their tricks are quite deceiving
There is really nothing they won't do
They have the credentials
The wizardry essentials
They make a nasty brew
Dishonest and scheming
Their tricks are quite deceiving
There is really nothing they won't do
They have the credentials
The wizardry essentials
They make a nasty brew
They'll...
Mix it, fix it
Shake it, bake it
Slice it, dice it
Roast it, toast it,
Boil it, oil it
Brew it, stew it
That will take care of you!
That will take care of you!