Took me to a party that was out of town
Shitfaced as I was, I burned the f*cking house down
Twenty minutes later, I don't know where I am
This annoying ass dude is screaming "Run while you can!"
Another day, another dollar
Tried to put a short leash on my collar
It's so hard to find the answer
Do like me, look back in anger
Now I'm the car, handcuffs and all
Maybe I should drink less alcohol
Maybe I should do what mama said
Say a little prayer, go back to bed
Another day another dollar
Tried to put a short leash on my collar
It's so hard to find the answer
Do like me, look back in anger
A pair of bloodshot eyes
And a couple of the pretty little lies
It's all that you need to be
A perfect little asshole just like me