Squares - Chandler Bing Syndrome Lyrics

I hate my feelings
They drive me crazy
They're playing hard to get
It's all so hazy

I need a map
Of my emotions
Some kind of richter scale
Some kind of potion

Stupid jokes, fugazi smiles
Awkward moments are my thing
My act's a hoax, don't be beguiled
A serious case of Chandler

I'm scared of small talk
It drives me crazy
I have no f*cking clue
What you are saying

I need a how-to
Of human nature
Some kind of demo stage
Some kind of failsafe

Stupid jokes, fugazi smiles
Awkward moments are my thing
My act's a hoax, don't be beguiled
A serious case of Chandler

Stupid jokes, fugazi smiles
Awkward moments are my thing
My act's a hoax, don't be beguiled
A serious case of Chandler