The seniors are here
Olly
Madison
Nathan
Jeremy
Melissa
Eliza
And Lyft To Class Leah
It's right after Spring Break y'all
And our professors are real bummed to see seniors in class
But for the next ten weeks
We 'bout to run this (beep)
Walk in the door hand my bag to the valet
In case you're wondering, it's my TA
Straight to the back
We The Millers, no ragrets
Hell yeah, looks like there are outlets
Thirty peeps in the class which is kinda small
But I don't need that syllabus, I won't read at all
Grab a number from a freshman
Tryin' hard in class
Rest in piece to your sleep I'm going
Pass no pass
I'm sick, I got senioritis
My TA don't think I'm the brigtest
I sit where I want, and I sleep where I want
Don't care about school in the slightest
This whole damn class revolves around me
'Cause I'm a freaking senior, it's my last GE
Homework is a drag, busy work is blasphemous
Last thing on my DARS is social analysis
We always sit together but if there's no space
We get real moody and put on a resting (beep) face
It does all the talking, and honey does it speak
Underclassmen get up, and we swoop on their seats
I'm sick, I got senioritis
My TA don't think I'm the brigtest
I sit where I want, and I sleep where I want
Don't care about school in the slightest
When the professor asks Q's
I don't got no A's
So I redirect my eyes so eye contact can't be made
Sounds like he really wants a clever response
But my spring quarter vibe is total nonchalance
Leaving my discussion when my TA stops me
Askin' what I'm doing post grad with my da-gree
Talking and stalking, she can't get enough of me
Pesterin' and ponderin' tryna have me spill the tea
So, what are you doing post-grad?
Uh, I'm still waiting to hear back from Deloitte
Okay, bye
I'm sick, I got senioritis
My TA don't think I'm the brigtest
I sit where I want, and I sleep where I want
Don't care about school in the slightest
Huh, Y'all don't even know how bad senioritis is for me
I know it's not a real excuse but you won't catch me complaining, everyday I'm in
Bed, bed, skip class for bed
Should be doing work but I'm still in bed
Senioritis in the way of everything
I stay in bed for everything
From best I postmates, from bed I binge
From bed: Tinder, Bumble, have you heard of Hinge?
Should prolly be thinking about life ahead
But hey, I'm a senior and I love my bed
I'm sick, I got senioritis
My TA don't think I'm the brigtest
I sit where I want, and I sleep where I want
Don't care about school in the slightest
Senior send y'all!
Love you UCLA!
See you in a couple years for grad school!
Peace!