Down in the disco deep you're making moves on me
Cos you've been reading Heat and now you think you're street
You think you're Paul Danan - your archetypal man
The guy who looks the sort who scrubs up well for court
You're so conventional and one-dimensional
Slow down - so you're the man in town
Slow down - just hold your horses now
Slow down - that hair gel's seeping into your brain, you're insane
Slow down - I know what you expect
Slow down - I've got more self respect
Slow down - I'm talking slowly so that you grasp what I say
In this brave new world, where you just say the word
And it's on a plate, the effort ain't so great
I think you need to know people aren't all so low
Or think it's decadent, to smell of anti-perspirant
You know that Mr T would consider that bling OTT
Slow down - Aldi lothario
Slow down - no matter where you go
Slow down - you'll never want to be where you get, in the end
Slow down - you take your social cues
Slow down - from shows on ITV2
Slow down - there's a bigger picture you see, you'll be free
Slow down
Slow down
Slow down
Slow down - this urge to procreate
Slow down - I think you overcompensate
Slow down - you really seem to take too much care, of your hair
Slow down - maybe just start to think
Slow down - and put some effort in
Slow down - possibly you'll score an occasional win