Janey said she had a problem with the modern world
All the boys she ever loved are with another girl
And her father always wanna bring her way down low and
All the doctors that she ever met have gotta way to go
Jane said she had a problem with her mother's wealth
Said she ought to cut and run and grow up by herself
So, she wrote a letter to them on the way to school
The way to school now
Said she cannot live her life under her father's rule
Don't call the morning after
Won't stop the pain and laughter
Won't fix the failing plan, you gotta pay the man
You gotta give it all away and you have gotta go
Janey said she had a problem with her failing health
Said she's gonna fix it all up on the national health
She only got a couple of worries gotten out of hand and
When she tells her doctors that they never understand
Don't call the morning after
Won't stop the pain and laughter
Won't help to pass the blame, you gotta take the pain
You gotta give it all away and you have gotta go
Janey had a revelation on the way to school
Said she gonna hang herself up the bathing pool
She's really gonna lay it on them 'cause she always knew that
Every mother wants to die before her children do
Don't call the morning after
Won't stop the big disaster
Don't miss the main event, you gotta pay the rent
You gotta give it all away and you have gotta go
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon we're living in the modern world
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon we're living in the modern world
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon we're living in the modern world
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon we're living in the modern world