Spider Peanut - Weirdest Song Ever Lyrics

This is the weirdest song ever (ever)
Never gonna hear a song so weird, hmmm-hmmmm
Weirdest song ever, ya-yaa
Weirdest song ever, hmmm-hmmm

Once upon a time there a boy.
Boy did he make stinky farts?
Then one day he went to the park to have a play tennis.
They loved hitting the ball as hard as they went to the toilet and did a
Poo poo wee wee bum bum!

This is the weirdest song ever (ever)
Never gonna hear a song so weird, hmmm-hmmmm
Weirdest song ever, ya-yaa
Weirdest song ever, hmmm-hmmm

They were best friends and the boys name was sam
And sam punched him in the kitchen
They had planned on making brain stew in the lake
It looked disgusting, smells that went up his nose.

This is the weirdest song ever (ever)
Never gonna hear a song so weird, hmmm-hmmmm
Weirdest song ever, ya-yaa
Weirdest song ever, hmmm-hmmm

And they because an egg!
Can you believe what they saw next?
They went to school with dirty pants on.
Suddenly they did a poo, again you won't believe me if I told you

This is the weirdest song ever (ever)
Never gonna hear a song so weird, hmmm-hmmmm
Weirdest song ever, ya-yaa
Weirdest song ever, hmmm-hmmm

Poo poo boo you are gonna get a poo on your face
Oh yes if you trust me
If you don't believe me
I'll do two poo's in your face

This is the weirdest song ever (ever)
Never gonna hear a song so weird, hmmm-hmmmm
Weirdest song ever, ya-yaa
Weirdest song ever, hmmm-hmmm

This is the weirdest song ever (ever)
Never gonna hear a song so weird, hmmm-hmmmm
Weirdest song ever, ya-yaa
Weirdest song ever, hmmm-hmmm