Spaceworm - Jiminy Creek Lyrics

I'll tell you 'bout the man who built an apple tree with only his feet
He could have used his hands but that old man can do whatever he please
I'd tell you more about the man in this same song
But not until I meet you folks down by the Jiminy Creek
The Jiminy Creek
By the Jiminy Creek
The Jiminy Creek
Well Jiminy was walking down the street 'cause he was bending his knees
He passed the barber only to discover a peculiar scene
He looked right through the window and he nearly dropped dead
But before I get to that I want to catch you at the Jiminy Creek
Down by the Jiminy Creek
The Jiminy Creek
Oh, by the Jiminy Creek
We say apple pie, don't you go on up and die
(We say apple pie, don't you go on up and die)
Apple pie (Apple pie)
Up and die (Up and die)
The Now You See Me people lied
(So don't you eat that apple pie)
The President is in a bit of trouble and he's sweating beads
The Secretary doesn't have a clue and so she turns to me
She asks me what to do about the matter at hand
And I tell her that the only place to go is down by Jiminy Creek
The Jiminy Creek
Down by Jiminy Creek
The Jiminy Creek
Go Jiminy