Terrance: Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f*cka
You're an uncle f*cka, yes its true
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f*ck your uncle all day long
(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
F*cker f*cker uncle f*cka uncle f*cka f*cka f*cka f*cka
T & P: Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka (Terrance: uncle f*cka)
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle f*cka
Phillip: You're an uncle f*cka I must say
Terrance: Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle f*cka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E f*ck you Uncle
F*ckaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip: Suck my balls!