I SUMMON THE DUDE THEME! Lyrics by The Aquabats

I summon The Dude!

Long ago, before days or years were counted,
Upon the peak of the most remote and misty mountain
Asat a mystic, crystal egg
For untold ages it lay, undisturbed
Waiting
Until under the light of the fullest moon, it cracked
Rays of bright purple energy emerged in all directions
Out flew a weakened creature
Composed of fire, wind, and lightning
It traveled through space and time
Reaching the very center of the cosmos itself
It was here it became, The Dude
I summon The Dude!