Sonny with A Chance Cast - Ballad of Candy Face Lyrics

I sing the tale of Candy Face
Scattered limbs all over the place

He chopped and chopped and sliced and sliced
And tore and tore and hacked and hacked
And stabbed and stabbed and slashed and slashed
And hammered and battered and bashed and bashed

If you don't believe this to be true
It will be too late when he strangles you!

Beware the sound of creeping feet
Despite his name, Candy Face is not sweet!

Turns out that I was Candy Face
And I had ointment over the place

I was so scared he made me hurl
And made Chad Dylan scream like a girl

The woods and altitude make my voice high
And a new curling iron Candy must buy!
I know...
Hairmaster Model 302!
I got it!
And it better be in...Aqua Blue!
Okay!

And if you think Candy Face has been a due
Beware my friends
Candy Face is in YOU!!!


[Thanks to faristhewolfman for adding these lyrics]