Somebody's friend took a trip to Chinatown
Somebody's friend got secret herbs
Somebody's friend got cured of HIV
but when I ask if I could meet somebody's friend
they say it's not my friend
It's a friend of somebody's friend
Somebody's friend tried moonstone therapy
Somebody's friend tried some new drug
that came from Cleveland
drawn from a bug they found in England
Somebody's friend got cured of HIV
but when I ask if I could meet somebody's friend
they say it's not my friend
It's a friend of somebody's friend
Somewhere down in South America
There's an HIV-free town
In the town there's an HIV-free circus
With an HIV-free clown
Who performs for all the HIV-free children
Where the HIV-free party never ends
And I'm thinking I would really like to be
Somebody's friend
Somebody's friend just got pneumonia
Somebody's friend might die today
Do I guess I won't depend on somebody's friend
and that'll be easy 'cause it's not my friend
It's a friend of somebody's friend.
(Somebody's Friend copyright 1996 by See No Evil/Lil Shack O Tunes ASCAP)