Back in the Day Lyrics

Murray (spoken):
Yeah!

Brian (spoken):
You couldn't have brought up a prenup before now!?

Murray (spoken):
You're about to inherit a lot of money, son. I'm just trying to protect you.

Brian (spoken):
But dad, I'm taking care of myself.

Murray (spoken):
What you have to realise, son is that 50% of marriages...

Brian (spoken):
End in divorce, I know!

Murray (spoken):
No, they last. Til death you you part.

Brian (spoken):
What if I say no?

Murray (spoken):
Well I'll simply get Henry re-jig your grandfather's trust so there's nothing in your name but debt.
Who do you think you're dealing with, boy?

Brian (spoken):
...I'll speak to Rebecca.

Murray (spoken):
Good job, buddy.
(sung)
A-5, 6, 7.
Back in the day, a man knew where he stood,
He'd wed a girl from his own neighbourhood.
She gave her word, you knew that word was good,
But now a girl's priorities can shift.

You get my drift, ba bazooky doo ba ba
Shuffle, ball change.

Brian (sung):
Thirty years old and I still can't stand up to my father
Decades of silence, still you have nothing to say.
Why bother talking when talking is not worth the bother?
Pathetic and sad, I'll promise you Dad,
We'll have that talk
*sigh*
One day,
One day.
Someday!

Shuffle, ball change!

[Thanks to ashinka96 for adding these lyrics]