Martin Short - Stepbrother to Jesus Lyrics

GARY CHRIST:

My father Joseph
Before he met the Virgin Mary
He loved my mother
On some would be Christmas Night

But darkness covers
What in daylight sure looked scary
Mother was a leper
And that ain't a pretty sight

And so he left her
But she still had his love inside her
So on her one good leg

ALL:

She crawled to Galilee

GARY:
There were no wise men
With gifts of gold and myrrh beside her
When nine months later out came me!

'Cause I'm the

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
I may be a bastard
But the ladies seem to ladies seem to like it

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
My pappy may not live up in heaven above
But i'm the

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
I sing so loud that you don't need to mic it
I'm God's gift to a lady for a night of love

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
A night of love

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus

GARY:
A night of love

ALL:
Step brother to Jesus (x4)

What's the big deal about raising the dead?