Another Curtain Goes Up Lyrics - Fame Becomes Me Soundtrack

ALL:
Another curtain goes up
On a one-man show
Another chance for an eao
To say hello

MARY:
I loved Whoopi Goldberg's act
Because she tells it like it is

NICOLE:
How 'bout Dame Edna?
I loved hers
...Or should I say his?

ALL:
Another curtain goes up
On a one-man show
Another chance for producers
To rake in the dough

BROOKS:
Billy Crystal

CAPATHIA:
Jackie Mason

BROOKS & CAPATHIA:
Kept their overhead low

ALL:
That's the way to make a million
On a one-man show

MARC:
Another curtain goes up
On a one-man play
Cause if your last film was a flop
Then hello Broadway!

BROOKS:
I yelled, "I need a drink!"
When I saw Elaine Stritch

CAPATHIA:
When I caught Chita Rivera,
I yelled, "Dance bitch!"

ALL:
Another curtain goes up
On an empty stage
Another chance to say
"My God, she looks good for her age!"

BROOKS & CAPATHIA:
We go from theatre to theatre,

MARY & NICOLE:
We're in such a fog

ALL:
Cause everyone's vagina's
Got a monolouge!

So turn off your cell phones...

MARC:That usher knows tai kwon do

ALL:
Cause the curtain's going up
On another one-man show!!