Little Bastard Lyrics by Ass Ponys

Little Bastard
All fish-belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank-top shirt
When his grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down,
You're gonna get hurt."

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And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard,
Call me Snake."

Little Bastard
Has a re-occuring dream
That he's a pirate
On a sea of snakes
And when the waves come
You can listen to him scream
As the tide runs
Down his leg

[CHORUS]

Little Bastard
All fish-belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank-top shirt
When his grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down
You're gonna get hurt."

[CHORUS]