Garbage Can Video (MV)

Uh
Yeah
My cock kinda hurts really bad right now but uh, you know what it's like
(Pickle, lettuce, pickle, lettuce)

Pickle, lettuce
Pickle, lettuce
I beat my dad with a prosthetic
I killed 85 baby badgers, hit them in the face with some ladders
You could say that's animal abuse
I'm just tryna drink my cancer juice
Why do my balls feel so damn loose
Probably from f*cking that Canadian goose
Started making music with solarverse
Now I'm in the mood to steal a hearse
Your mom just got naked, I saw her behind
Her pussy smelt so bad that I went nose blind

Hoes
Boats and hoes
Boats and hoes
Boats and hoes
Boats and hoes

I've had 16 forced abortions, had another kid so I got one more and
I'm a Christian man so I don't watch porn
Jesus Christ looks at you and he looks with scorn
Got 100% on my HIV test
Almost drowned in the pussy so I wear a life vest
When I watch Forest Gump you know that I wept
But then I went to your house and killed you while you slept
Water
Juice
Soda
Piss
Piss
When I shoot my shot, bitch I ain't never miss
Ay

Boats and hoes
Boats and hoes
Boats and hoes
Boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes

As I said earlier I f*ck geese
But I'd still put my dick up in your niece
Some people think that this is ridiculous
But I'm just thinking about male impotence
Blue
Red
Orange
Green
Those are the colors of my peen
I get pussy just like steve nash
At least I did, until this rash
This is just for shits and giggles
I really wanna stab the wiggles
I'm about to turn 18, I hear that rocks
But then I'm gonna have to delete my f*cking dropbox