Don't let the door hit you on your way out
We all know you are going to just scream and shout
Take it back to Twitter with your remaining clout, don't
Let the door hit you on your way out
At least half of the nation is so sick of you
You are so much worse than the "just a flu"
Nobody cares what you're going to do, don't
Let the door hit you on your way out
The past four years have been a tragedy
And we have a long way to go we can all see
To get a better world for you and me
Well maybe not for you
Don't let the door hit you on your way out
We're better off without you without a doubt
Twitter says they'll ban you so just quietly pout, and
Let the door hit you on your way out