A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing and there's a lot of it about (Just don't want to know)
Moonbase to interceptor, your luck's out
Controversial penalty in extra time, hijacked
Don't bother with Ladbrokes yet, banjaxed
Don't want to know just why that fantasy just won't ring true
Don't want to know just why that fairy tale won't see you through
A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing and there's a lot of it about
That QPR subuteo team are no help now
The Romulans are blocking the signal again, shanghai'd
Don't bother with Ladbrokes yet, it's gone snide
Don't want to know just why that fantasy just won't ring true
Don't want to know just why that fairy tale won't see you through
A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing and there's a lot of it about
Don't want to know just why that fantasy just won't ring true
Don't want to know just why that fairy tale won't see you through
It's not funny, I'm splitting my sides
It's not funny, I'm cracking my ribs
It's not funny, I'm having a hernia
It's not funny, I'm hitting the brown note