[ Featuring Wiz Khalifa ]
I've been tryna develop an alternative fuel from a mix of all natural substances
But the mix was highly volatile until we found a catalyst
To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel
I'm sorry, what was this magical catalyst?
Marijuana, motherf*cker
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, players and playettes, teachers, staff, and students
I am very honored to welcome you to the high school annual talent show
Brought to you by the makers of Wiz Khalifa premium rolling papers
And the qualified growers of Snoop Dogg master Kush
So without further a due let's get this show on the road
First contestant, bring your talent to the foreground and let your smoke be the background
Every time I go out, I'm goin' to smoke out
I buy it don't even know the price
As long as I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's 'bout to go down, oh
We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die, oh
All we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride (uh), case them hoes wanna jump inside
Got a joint filled with quality shit
My bottom bitch smokin' with me niggas talk shit, all of 'em shrimp
I'm a big fish, roll a joint, lick it once, tell you hit this
Rubies on my dick, several cushions on my hit list
In and out these niggas bitches
Smokin' tree and not to mention hustlin' tryna mount my business
You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping
Yeah, I hear what they sayin', just be too high to listen
Got my money trippin' if I even fold it wrong
You ain't smokin' this good, if it's fire I tell you I sold it all
Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round and roll it all
Or say f*ck it, and cuff it 'til I could smoke with dog
I show up, I show up, I show off
Car push to start, hit the button once it go off
Keep the money comin' in and the papers rolled up
We ain't worried 'bout a hatin' nigga they get no love
Every time I go out, I'm goin' to smoke out
I buy it don't even know the price
As long as I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's 'bout to go down, oh
We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die, oh
All we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride, case them hoes wanna jump inside
I go green like I was the Archbishop Don Juan
And blow circles 'round you suckers like a marathon
My gym teacher told me, but I didn't listen
My bitch did my homework, and now I'm in detention
It sure beats suspension, this is my audition
So play your position, get the picture I envision
Did she mention? Snoop Dogg was made for kissing
A barracuda fishin', she on a mission for me
Pleasure, pain, and glory, and my inventory
My SAT's, my lil' bitch, she did 'em for me
And now we prancin' on stage at the talent show
We flossin' my clothes, my chains, and my knapsack
Full of that, hand me that, can't you see my telescope?
Principal said she wanna see me 'cause she smell my smoke
'Bout my money trippin' even if I fold it wrong
Blowin' zones with Wiz 'cause this is the protocol
Every time I go out, I'm goin' to smoke out
I buy it don't even know the price
As long as I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's 'bout to go down, oh
We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die, oh
All we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride (uh), case them hoes wanna jump inside
Yeah
It's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan
It's a talent show
And everybody got to know
You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready
So when I stepped in for the talent show, I had stole the show
Because I was already ready
Everybody should've known they part
Because the whole world is a stage and everybody play a part
So when you at the talent show, you got to know your part
And you got to know when to move and when not to move
And by me being a famous player and know my game
I took the talent show because I had style
I had flash, I had originality, I had me
And that's what it's all about
When you doin' a talent show
You got to be you
Green for the money, gold for the honey, I'm the original
