No prize for congeniality
never knew popularity
the ugly stick had wished
to one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
got cheated out of my wet dream
missed out on teenage sex
was too busy beating off to reader's digest
Well i can't help but laugh
at my pathetic past
from now on things will be different
everyday will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
forced to hide in toilet stalls
chased home by rabid dogs
somehow survived it all
'kick me' sign taped to my back
i had to run out of my art class
shit rolling out of my slacks
chasing me down the stair well
My Pathetic Past Video (MV)
Performed By: SNFU
Language: English
Length: 2:36
Written by: BRENT JONATHON BELKE, MARC STEVEN BELKE, KEN STEVEN CHINN, ROBERT ARTHUR JOHNSON, DAVID ANTHONY REES
SNFU - My Pathetic Past Lyrics
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English
No prize for congeniality
never knew popularity
the ugly stick had wished
to one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
got cheated out of my wet dream
missed out on teenage sex
was too busy beating off to reader's digest
Well i can't help but laugh
at my pathetic past
from now on things will be different
everyday will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
forced to hide in toilet stalls
chased home by rabid dogs
somehow survived it all
'kick me' sign taped to my back
i had to run out of my art class
shit rolling out of my slacks
chasing me down the stair well
never knew popularity
the ugly stick had wished
to one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
got cheated out of my wet dream
missed out on teenage sex
was too busy beating off to reader's digest
Well i can't help but laugh
at my pathetic past
from now on things will be different
everyday will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
forced to hide in toilet stalls
chased home by rabid dogs
somehow survived it all
'kick me' sign taped to my back
i had to run out of my art class
shit rolling out of my slacks
chasing me down the stair well
Writer: BRENT JONATHON BELKE, MARC STEVEN BELKE, KEN STEVEN CHINN, ROBERT ARTHUR JOHNSON, DAVID ANTHONY REES
Copyright: Lyrics © Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada (SOCAN), Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada (SOCAN), Universal Music Publishing Group