It's a trial and error process, Ryan
Gabe, Gabe, Gabe the Babe, c'mon, don't- don't do that
(Yeeoh)
Wait
(Yah)
Wait, sh- should I go H.A.M?
Yeah, yeah
Dope
Bought a tie
F*ck a tie (f*ck a tie)
Hand on Bible
I don't lie
I'm a dude, you're a dude (you're a dude)
Bought a suit
I look cute (I look cute) (Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe)
And that bitch got a hanky
Bitch, I'm like Linus, still got a blanky (blanky!)
Your hoe like Nelly Furtado (promiscuous), skanky
Just wanted a handy, your bitch gave me a yanky (ay, ayy)
I ain't afraid of the dark
I ain't afraid of scary films
(Then what are you scared of?)
I'm just afraid of Tyler Perry films (Boo! A Madea Halloween)
Okay, but on the real, though, I cannot lie
I saw that twice in theaters... and for that I may never be able to forgive myself
Bitch
Where's ya man's at? Springfield? New Zealand? Iran?
Ya man's at home watching Bob Ross reruns
Residence is Earth, but it don't feel homey (ah)
Is there bad bitches on Mars? David Bowie (David Bowie)
Wholly unholy, holy moly, behold me, you know me
I make hoes sing soprano like Tony
(You ain't never seen The Sopranos?) (Woo)
Ayo, Risky
Yeah, yeah-yuh
Haha, you got that juice, man
Man, you already know, man
Ryan's been kind of acting erratic lately
Oh, yeah, I noticed that, I'm kind of worried about him
Ay, ay, ay, what you say, man?
Uhhh, nothing...
HIIIIIIYAHHH
This better be a bop, I better get some top
Hang it up like a mop, I ain't tryna be a flop
Get it from the shop, I be gettin' on the hop
I'm wilin' with my red hair
I be boolin' like a D'Anjou pear
Goin' like a treadmill
Goin' nowhere
Usain, hundred-meter (zoom)
Man, it's unfair
I really gotta go
I gotta beat the snow (bool)
I'm being chased by a yeti
Goin' home for some din-din (what's he gonna eat?)
Eatin' sketti
Yes, yes, yes, yes
I'm doing my best, I'm wearing my vest
I'm getting interest and I want to invest (woop, woop)
Your girl go down
My boy go up
Inverse relationship (that's a mathematical term, right there, boys)
WOOAAHH
(Chicky McNug nugs)
(Do not forget about... Yung- Murp!)
(Do not discount... Yung Murp!)
Pull up in a Fisker (skrrrrtt)
I ain't even miss her
Ice too cold, man
I'mma get sicker
Cat's pajamas, bet I gotta few whiskers (ay)
Here's a little setup to a real good kicker (ay)
Yes, I'm a wizard, like Waverly Place (ooh)
Mama Russo, just give me that face (ooh)
Goddamn, she a snack, call her clean plate
Is that f*cked up? No, wait
I'mma press her out, hoe juice
I'm a tiger, don't let me loose
Too damn fresh, it's electric like Zeus
Yes, I'm immortal, man, f*ck a noose
Are you all that? Yes, I'm all that
Just like IHOP, get a fat stack
All of your homies are really, really wack (what)
Ayyy, uhh
Y'all f*ck with Amy Winehouse?