The desert sun burnt my neck as I gazed upon the pyramid
It was the day of opening the tomb
There's a lot of speculation of what happened that day
But I'm here to tell you the truth and nothing but the truth
We opened the tomb, fools
There was nothing inside, nothing but a cask of antiquated wine
And a golden sarcophagus
I said to Duggins, my main man
"Open that sarcophagus now Duggins", and he obliged
The lid came of, what was inside
A deep dark expanse, a void, nothing
It was empty, there was nothing and it gazed back into us
And I said "what is this Duggins?" and he said
"Sir, it's time"
The abyss stared back, then it screamed
Close it, close the sarcophagus now
That's what we found when we opened the pyramid