The Smoke Break - Mr. Demerit Lyrics

Mr. Demerit walking down the street
He's so big, he's so fat (So big, so fat)
When Mr. Demerit walks into your store
You better hide cause he's gonna buy you out
Mr. Demerit, Mr. Demerit
He's gonna buy you out

Mr. Demerit, big and fat Mr. Demerit going down the street
Mr. Demerit walked into the shrimp shack
And asked for the entire supply of all you can eat shrimp buffet shrimp
The owner said "please Mr. Demerit please do not eat our supply of shrimp!"
(Please Mr. Demerit!)
And he said "I'm hungry dammit! I'm gonna eat! I'm going to eat the shrimp!"
And then he ate
(Mr. Demerit)
And he ate it then he left
Without even saying thank you or leaving a tip

Mr. Demerit walking down the street to the waffle house
When he got inside he said "give me all of your waffles now"
I'm hungry dammit
They said "Mr. Demerit please, please don't eat all our waffles
It's all we have to live off"
And he said "I'm hungry dammit!" (Mr. Demerit)
And the he ate

Mr. Demerit kept eating
And he ate everything in the world
First it was a couch, then it was his wife
Then it was a giraffe, then it was the whole zoo
Then he kept eating (Mr. Demerit)

Mr. Demerit stop eating, you're eating the world
And that's how Mr. Demerit became a continent